Saturday, March 15, 2008

摇摇摇,摇到吉祥桥。


哇塞!新官上任何止三把火。林首席部长走马上任就兴致勃勃,大胆的向首相阿都拉提出非比寻常,令槟城子民雀跃万分的第二大桥建议,更开出可以让首相流芳百世的offer,条件很简单“而已”,只要我们名列全世界500大企业的国油赞助35亿大元“而已”,就把此桥定名为“阿都拉桥”!如果我Velu是首相的话,一定立刻答应,附加条件是不管将来谁执政,这座第二大桥的名字一定要永恒不变,也不可以加或减掉任何的字!不然可能国父的后裔看不顺当初祖先的政绩被海啸弄垮而出来参政,又恰巧受情绪满满的槟州人民委托而当权,谁知会不会加一字改称“阿都拉曼桥”;又或者月亮党执政,减一字变成“阿拉桥”;那首相岂不是老猫烧须,赔了夫人又折兵!

话再说回,我还是觉得林部长很不孝,真是大逆不道,吉祥表哥含辛茹苦将这儿子带大;悉心栽培,原以为会为了纪念老爸,改名“吉祥桥”,吉吉祥祥,没有人会再在这里跳海寻短见;谁知到这不孝子竟然把这样好料的提议建议给敌对阵营, 林部长应该被抓去打靶!唔。。。

哎呀!幸亏我老婆Sammy记忆比我Velu好,提醒我几乎已经忘了现有的槟城大桥!对啊! 说起槟城大桥,火箭党曾经大大声的宣布如果执政的话,一定取消过桥费!现在林部长想要模糊我们的视线!过桥费变成免费渡轮,那是不是叫大家返璞归真,还是时光倒流二十年啊,让海风吹吹扮浪漫啊?火箭真的很“火得”!一想起当初个个火箭候选人场场充满火药味的火辣演说会我就无名火顿生,五尺差一寸的Velu还要站在椅子上垫高脚趾才看到这些“火星”(又叫火箭明星!),听他们许下那哪怕海枯石烂的山盟海誓,爱你一万年的谎言,吉祥表哥真的是管教有方,教会儿子管它火东还是火西,只要是能帮到火箭捞票的,就是好东西!

如果林部长真的如Velu所预料,一次收档卖咸鸭蛋的话,还谈第二大桥?这次真的是把槟城送上“奈何桥”了!三思啊!

备注:Velu只是“鸡婆”(福建话:kepoh )而已,槟城选民不要鸟我。。。

5 comments:

Vincent Teh said...

Velu,
Pls understand the whole situation. Don't make irresponsible statement here. Such as, reducing the Penang Bridge Toll. I believe this toll will be reduced immediately together with petrol price IF ONLY IF ANWAR is our next PM.

you got to understand, somethings are controlled by federal, some are by state. As a state gov't, Guan Eng, can only change the state authority projects, not federal authority.

Penang Bridge contract is signed by Federal, they need to follow the contract, how can state gov't reduce the toll?

If you want reduce in toll and Petrol, next term, let Anwar take over.

Also, pls be responsible with your statement, be mature before criticize.

Sammy and Velu said...

Dear Vincent,

We're so touched that you're the first person to give our first comment, and it's a contructive one. We hope that you can understand where did we come from, we're the 110% DAP supporters for years, and i can tell you that me and my wife are two of the "Rakyat" force that created a new leaf for DAP, our votes on 8th March recently is undoubtedly given to DAP in their Segambut constituent. First time ever DAP won this parlimentary seat as it was always the strong hold of Gerakan's Dr. Tan Kee Kwong.

I'm truly not happy about the so-called "loose coalition", it can be temporarily successful as PAS and PKR are still at the growing stage, imagine one day, if these two parties are strong enough to form their own government, do you think DAP will be invited and taken care? Look at Kedah, DAP only won one seat, and PAS promised an exco position before and didn't materialised. If we're beggars, we can understand why are we treated in that way; but if we're the majority seats winner, why do we need to "beg" for a deputy MB post???

You can say that me and my wife are conservative or out-dated, we never feel comfortable with PAS and PKR. We feel that it's extremely unacceptable to form a political party with the basis of religion, there goes PAS. Imagine if there's Buddhism Party, Christianity Party, Catholic Party etc...

PKR was formed cause of Anwar's individual vengeance strategy, it's getting too personal and Anwar's only wish is to ruin BN down; imagine, if nothing happened to Anwar 10 years ago and he's now the Prime Minister and leader of BN instead of Pak Lah, will PKR be formed?

Anyway, we started this blog with the intention to function as a watchdog to all the new states' government with no bad intention. I believe our new chief minister in Penang should already knew that it's federal authority to decide whether to waive the tol fees of Penang bridge or not; however, he still keep on emphaisizing that this will be taken out "if" DAP can successfully form the state government. See what happened now?

We just hope that all the politicians can be more ethical, no matter you're from BN or BR. Any baseless agenda or suggestion will eventually come back to them. What goes around comes around.

Last but not least, my wife Sammy asked me to thank you for contributing your opinion, we love you "mak mak" ('very much' in Thai language ).;-)

Better Malaysia, better future!

Vincent Teh said...

no problems... Anyway, it's still too early to said whether the new coalition gov't is good or not. Let's give them sometimes, maybe 2 years, then we'll re-evaluate them and see.

Wuu Jian Trading said...

我有话说!针对你说的为何林冠英取名阿都拉桥。
第一,林冠英要得到阿都拉首相的拨款。如果阿都拉肯拨35亿建桥,这代表他是一名开明的首相!

第二,阿都拉首相就算是首相,也不能一口答应建桥命名为‘阿都拉桥’!因为还是要整个内阁通过与赞同,首相才能这样做。你必须知道,巫统内幕其实很黑暗,权力斗争、暗潮汹涌,首相是否有绝对的权利,你不可能知道。

你说,‘如果我Velu是首相的话,一定立刻答应’,那只是你个人天真的说法!等你是首相时,你就不会如此嚣张的说!

第三,林冠英没有不孝!请用你聪明的头脑思考分析一下,他怎么可能用老爸的名-‘吉祥桥’?!他岂不遭人非议?儿子用老爸的名字,人民会怎么想?拨款给槟州的是首相,而不是林吉祥,老兄!

总之,若最后政府肯拨35亿,而命名‘阿都拉桥’,子民将受惠,首相也被留名、被赞开明,这不是双赢吗?

林冠英没做错!

请你不要胡乱写一通!写之前要三思!谢谢!

Sammy and Velu said...

亲爱兼可爱的Jyjy,

谢谢你的回应,这正是Sammy和Velu想建立起来的政治论坛,没党没派,只在于建设性的发表己见.

对于你的回应,不好意思,我Velu这老人家有一点点话想回应,别见怪哦!

第一。如果林部长是要阿都拉首相亲自掏腰包建第二大桥的话,对!该什么名字不管我们这些草根老百姓的事;如果是用公款的话,对不起,为什么只拿来纪念一个当代政治人物呢?这些拨款可是纳税人的血汗钱啊!

第二。Jyjy你可能误会我Velu的措词了!在华语文法里面,有一种修辞法叫做“夸张修辞法”,就是把事情夸大、用夸张的手法来表达原意。Velu说:“如果我Velu。。。。”就是夸张修辞法的一种。再加上,别忘记林部长曾经口大大的抨击许子根当首长的时候委任副手是浪费公款,可是现在林冠英却一口气委任两个副手!道理何在?那不是自打嘴巴吗?况且,难道林冠英不知道建桥不是首相一人的决定,是需要经过司法认同才有效的吗?如果他是知道的话,是不是应该呼吁整个国阵通过此建议,然后把名字改成“BN桥”呢?提问问题的时候是不是应该仔细想一想呢?

Jyjy你曾是巫统的党员吗?还是道听途说而已?只有巫统的黑暗才是可恶、恐怖的吗?难道其他政党就清清白白吗?我们说主流媒体常把反对阵线抹黑,其实非主流的部落格何尝也不是把执政党抹黑呢?

第三。Jyjy你这次真的非常有问题,“孝”乃天经地义的事,只怕你不孝而已!我从来没听说过因为孝心而被非议的事!

还有还有,如果真的拨款的话,拨款的可是国会上下议院的决定,不是“首相”!

首相是一国之君,单单拨款建桥疏解槟岛的交通就用上35亿?那是明智、双赢吗?35亿至少可以建上一千所华小、30间国立医院、20所国立大学、3000间孤儿院,这不是比建一座“阿都拉桥”更有意义吗?那又算得上什么双赢呢?只是区域上的某部分人受益而已。

更何况,你当首相是lulu啊?如果首相真的动议拨款了,功劳归谁???那时候林部长就会大摇大摆的召开记者招待会,说是他说服首相的,然后火箭就可以长红!如果你是首相的话,你会答应吗?

林部长绝对没有做错,只是在这件事的处理上面有难登大雅之堂的感觉而已!我也没有乱写,我写的只是非常个人的见解而已,你有权力不认同,但是你没有权力否决。我们不是希望马来西亚言论更自由的吗?现在终于做到了!

加油!Jyjy。得空再来切磋切磋。