我Velu刚刚联络了三姑妈，对！就是那个住在太平因为成功把黑面神卡威斯送上西天的太平三姑妈！事隔还不到一个星期，谁知电话一接通，三姑妈就一口气问候了吉祥表哥两父子和倪家两兄弟，当然也不放过那条在“石头大象村”的下届奥斯卡最佳女主角，讲好不选又选，娇婆守不到寡的小辣椒。还向Velu大吐苦水，后悔当天还在巴刹帮火箭拉票，现在走在巴刹还给猪肉荣丢丑鸡蛋，说因为相信三姑妈和倪弟弟讲的话，今天让绿色月亮党坐正，可能饭碗不保，连猪肉都没有的卖！
三姑妈原本还想好言相劝，叫猪肉荣齐齐响应倪家兄弟和那些火箭同党的“万事以大局为重”的屁话！幸亏三姑妈平时勤于练习瑜伽，身手敏捷，话还没讲完，猪肉荣已经亮出那把无坚不摧的猪肉刀向三姑妈的方向砍去！
住在江沙的皇阿玛一声下令，在提呈名单中比较爽月亮党的人选当大臣；贵为霹雳在这次大选中的最大党火箭一票人马乖乖听话，口水直吞，屁也不敢放一个！只有吉祥表哥还敢号召火箭盟友们杯葛月亮大臣的就职典礼。可是还没到二十四小时就把话收回，乖乖就范！我老婆Sammy还提醒我连坐牢铁窗日子也不怕的吉祥表哥什么时候变得那么听话！想了又想之后，终于让Velu想出一个合理的解释出来 - 现在人家倪家兄弟出入有大房车司机载送，住洋楼、养番狗，其他中选的火箭人马个个肯定步步高升，袋袋平安；还会记得当初许下的承诺吗？
Velu也劝听了三姑妈吩咐女佣去巴刹就好了，以保生命安全；如果迟些月亮大臣说月亮是绿色的，所以禁卖猪肉，肉骨茶、叉烧、烧卖、芙蓉烧包统统改用鸡肉，那时候肯定不单只猪肉荣不放过她咯！三姑妈还是搬来KL比较安全。
最近老天爷心情不好，常常下雨，阴天的霹雳想要天气转晴，惟有慢慢等；看看现在的情况，火箭和其他“面和心不和”的结盟党肯定让霹雳子民天天提心吊胆，人心惶惶。政治变天？Velu大胆预言，现在才刚刚揭开序幕，好戏将会接踵而来，肯定精彩过“金枝玉孽”！霹雳人民不用追看Astro的玉龙配套，追“霹雳月亮高高挂”就够了！
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Sammy Velu, i thk u're as missed informed as the Pasar Zhu Yok Weng. Look at the EXCO seats, PAS could not pass/enact any ridiculous law in Perak state with only 2 seats! Bear in mind, It's not DAP fault for not gettin'/fightin' for the post of MB,it's the Sultan's decision and the Perak Constituentsy requires a Malay Muslim to be a MB, what can u do? DAP is certainly not gangin' up with PAS! i thk u're brain-washed by the Main Stream Media, is time to wake up and open your eyes!
Sammy Velu, I think you really need to understand in depth...
Look at Kedah, PAS has announce that they will not banned nightlife, lottery, alcohol and butcher. Furthermore, DAP has more state seats in the assemble, hence DAP can stop whatever racist issue.
UMNO is even worse then PAS. I'd rather PAS take over UMNO place.
Look at Selangor, PAS announce that all the state and Parliament member of PAS in Selangor, will donate 30% of their allowance monthly for the poor.
The biggest buddhist statue is in Kelantan. But the buddhist statue in Sabah has been taken down by UMNO.
Who is worse? UMNO? or PAS? you decide yourself.
Dear Anon and Vincent,
Sammy and Velu are very glad to see some constrcutive criticism about the articles we posted. We're staying neutral on the issue of Menteri Besar of Perak. Although Sultan has the ultimate authority to decide who's the MB, the law also stated that Sultan can also exceptionally grant non-Malay to be the MB. I personally feel that DAP didn't put in much effort to fight for this, if we mentioned about the power of "rakyat", why can't Sultanate of Perak be open-minded enough to appoint the first non-bumi MB, instead of just a deputy position ( sounds like consolation prize )!
We're more than happy to see great advancement and improvement in Malaysia political situation, however, the excitement and happiness can be temporarily.
BR are having this one-to-one close fight with BN in all the parliament and state seats, and it's proven to be the best strategy to defeat BN! Bear in mind that PAS is new to this territory and PKR is still a young party. What if after four years, either party is strong enough to form their own government, will they still give the equivalent seats to DAP? I doubt so.
Hope you undertsand that we just don't want DAP to be used and abused by any other parties cause it truly represent Chinese in Malaysia.
Though Kit Siang gor gor is trying to promote the manifesto that DAP is the "people's party", deep inside the hearts of all of us know that it's still far away from this utopia.
The new state government will definitely try super hard to make sure they can function better than the previous authority, but how sure are we that red-tape in the respective states can be eliminated? We'll wait and see!
My apology that i'm not the expert in politics but my passion drives me here, every single political party will need something to be acknowledged as their unique selling point ( USP ) to please/convince the voters, there's goes the biggest buddha statue in Kelantan.
Can PAS amend their party's ultimate goal to form a "muslim country" if they are really open-minded enough? Chances are slim.
After all, no matter how democratic Malaysia is, it can only comes with conditions, ie MB have to be Malay. Sigh... let's hope for the best!
谢谢你们的支持，有空来坐坐啦！我老婆会泡咖啡给你们喝，哈哈！
don't worry sammy prove yourself worthy in the next election campaign that u still can serve the ppl!!!
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